September 15, 2004
Drip On My Blouse and Tell Me That You Love Me
Let me just say that I am morally opposed to Kraft Easy Mac. I find the whole concept insulting.
Are we so stupid and inept as a nation that boiling water and adding milk and butter is too difficult for us to handle? We have to make Kraft Macaroni and Cheese even easier? Are we unable to watch butter melting and reality television at the same time? Does Dr. Phil have to come hold our hand while we stir the macaroni?
Seriously, it's a sad commentary on how completely retarded we have become.
Having said that, I love the stuff. Man, it's so salty and creamy! And loaded with carbs! How could I not love it?! Oh, fie, you delectible, mind-numbing, cheez-laden, overly-simplistic national commentary! Drip on my blouse and make me yours!
They should call it Easy Smac' because that's how addicted I am.