November 29, 2004
Oh, the Humanity!
From IMDB:
Hilton Photos Published in HustlerHotel heiress Paris Hilton [normally, I would do a link to her, but I just can't bring myself to do so] is sending male temperatures soaring [who exactly???] after "Hustler" publisher Larry Flynt printed photos of her kissing another woman. In one of the photographs, a skimpily-dressed Hilton [like that had to qualify that she was skimpily-dressed, as if that wasn't the norm] can be seen smooching an unidentified brunette, who has her hand on the reality TV star's breast [like this doesn't happen to a million girls every New Year's Eve]. The pictures are thought to be three years old and, according to Flynt, are "quite erotic, even artistic, certainly compared to her videotape." He tells website Pagesix.Com, "I think people will see a new Paris Hilton."
What -- a new artistic WHORE?!
Why? Why is she famous? Why, God, WHY?!
Okay, if you find her attractive, please tell me why. I promise I won't mock you. I really, REALLY want to know what the deal is with her.
Now her brunette friend is gonna come crawling outta the woodwork and get famous for feeling up a no-talent whore, and they'll have a show together.
And yet I'm still not famous! C'mon, Heather, let's get busy.