November 22, 2004
Your Disney Self-Actualization
So I went and found "What Disney Villain Are You?" Because, honestly, that's going to give a much more accurate picture of our personalities.
I was hoping to be Maleficent from "Sleeping Beauty". She kicks ass because 1.) her name; 2.) her outfit; 3.) her aloof, superior attitude; 4.) she can turn into a DRAGON!
But, alas, I was Scar.
You are Scar from The Lion King. A sly and witty
feline that wants to upsurp his brother's
kingdom.
What Disney Villain are You?
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So. I'm sly and witty? Well, duh. And I seek to usurp the establishment? Yeah, that's about right. I don't exactly relish the idea of being a mangy cat, but hey, at least I'm droll and superior.
Nicholle is Ursala, which I'm totally envious of because she has a much better song. However, she was having some trouble with her Disney self-actualization.
"How can I apply my Cinderella/Ursula undertones to the workplace? Clearly I slave all day while everyone else mocks me with their free-wheeling break policies. [A not-so-subtle jab at me, since my boss keeps no tabs on me whatsoever.] But I am priming myself to be C.F.O. with my shining I.T. star Doogie at my right hand. And the place lends itself to decorating with pumpkins.
"But how am I a slimy sea urchin who wants to have a lovely voice? Oh yes. I lurk around the soaking wet (per some people) bathroom to catch the lovely chanteuses who make la toilette so charming."
Nicholle uses big words.
Anne was Snow White's Evil Stepmother. (Now that should've been me!) I don't really see Anne envying youth and beauty. She's pretty much of above that. I do, however, see her trying to get that shrill bitch to stop her insipid singing. Did the Evil Queen have a name?
Now, there's an interesting story about Anne and the movie "Snow White". She and some friends were watching the video one night in college, and during the singing with the animals in the forest, Anne was heard to have said, "Shut up, Bambi! Your mom's toast!"
I'll bet she thought "Dumbo" was a comedy.