December 02, 2004
Eau de Redenbacher's
So I'm eating popcorn at my desk, and one of the lawyer guys wanders over.
"I thought I smelled that. I wish they made a perfume that smells like that. I'd buy it for my wife. Then she wouldn't be able to keep me away!"
Um... dude? Are you, like, hitting on me?
Cuz that's totally fine. Just don't be thinkin' that I'm giving you any of my popcorn.
Never. Gonna. Happen.