December 09, 2004
Things I'm Too Embarrassed To Put On My Christmas List But I Still Want So Just Sue Me, Okay?
1. These little tiny chairs from Pottery Barn. And no, they're not for Barbie. They're way too nice for Barbie. All Barbie's furniture is inflatable and/or covered in faux fur.
2. Hard Rock Café Barbie #1. Oh my God -- the flames, the Farrah hair, the studded collar, the J Lo shades! She's so tacky! She must be mine. But a bunch of assholes bought them all up and are now raping people for $200+ on eBay for them. Fuckers. I’d also settle for Hard Rock Barbie #2, who isn’t going for quite as much,...yet.
3. Britney's Greatest Hits. Look, I'm sorry, okay? I can't apologize enough for this sin against humanity. But her songs... they're just so fucking catchy!