January 03, 2005
Things I Regret Doing in 2004
1. Listening to Britney and the Backstreet Boys, and buying Britney's greatest hits and Backstreet's video collection for Sister for Christmas.
2. Trying to make "It's Koooool and the Gang, baby" my own personal saying.
3. Buying faux-sheepskin-lined pink clogs.
4. Going yet another summer without a tan.
5. Dressing my Barbies seasonally.
6. Baking approximately 1 batch of cookies every 10-12 days.
7. Watching "Fellowship of the Ring," "The Two Towers" and "Return of the King" so many freakin' times that they have become hilarious and I can't help but amuse myself with MST3K-esque comments.
8. Resisting the urge to buy the painted pink, sequined "Diva" plaque at Target and hanging it in my cubicle.
9. Teaching Husband that farting and burping are okay and perfectly natural.
10. Resorting to lists and other cheap tactics when I'm too tired to blog creatively.
Of course, that's not to say I won't do any of these things in 2005. I mean, c'mon. I'm not made of stone, ya know!