January 18, 2005
Christmas Prezzies!
Awesome Gifts I Got
1. The third season of Xena on DVD! Woo-hoo!!!!!
2. A pink and white neon sign that says "I {heart} dick" (from Younger Sister, that rascal).
3. Yet another black, zip-up hoodie. Kick-ass.
4. A Barbie calendar, from my mother-in-law, God bless her. Probably incredulous, "And this is for my daughter-in-law, not my granddaughter..."
5. Four filet mignon from Omaha Steaks.
Awesome Gifts I Gave
1. 2005 Spike Calendar, and now I have to listen to sexually explicit details from Older Sister about what she wants to do to him, or did to him last night in her dreams. Ew, ew, EW!
2. A DVD player for Dad, so now he never has to leave the basement.
3. Book "The History of Sex" to Heather. Pure awesome for two reasons. One, she does all her reading on the train. Two, I think she's in a couple of the chapters.
4. To Boy Child, toy hammer that lights up and makes noises when you hit something with it. It rewards him for hitting things! Mwah ha ha ha ha!
5. Purification-scented Jesus air-freshener for Mom's car. Dad got a bobble-head Jesus for his dashboard.
[Hmmm. I guess the alternate title for Awesome Gifts I Gave would be Five More Reasons I Have a Suite Waiting For Me In Hell. Ah, well.]