January 05, 2005
DORK ALERT!
I totally wore my snow boots today. Proof that I'm old and no longer cool (if I ever was). But you know what? I'm glad I have no delusions of coolness, because my feet are warm and dry, and that, my friends, is kewl. Especially since the rest of me is cold and moist from cleaning off my truck.
Now here's the part where I curse Husband for being such an unorganized packrat that we can barely walk in our one-and-a-half-car garage, let alone park a car in there!
You $*@& stoopid &~*#^@$ #%*! son of a %?#*^©< what the $&*% #@*¥% !&~%£+@ garage?!?!
Phew! Just had to get that off my chest. It's already pretty crowded there. Ha ha ha ha!
Anyhoo.
In honor of Chicago's first real snow-that-will-actually-stick of the season, I bring you this utterly pointless I.M. duet between me and a co-worker:
Tom: Oh the weather outside is frightful...
Me: But the fire is so delightful!
Tom: Ha ha ha ha!
Tom: Stop it!!!!!!!!!!
Me: And since we've no place to go!
Me: Let it snow!
Me: Let it snow!
Tom: Let it snow!
Me: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Me: Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping,
Tom: Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping.
Tom: You beat me!
Me: Ach! I had to spit my water out!
Tom: HA!!!
Me: And I brought some corn for popping!
Me: And your wife is a total ho!
Me: Let it snow!
Tom: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Me: Let it snow
Me: Let it snow!
Tom: That's not right!
Me: I can't stop laughing!
Tom: It's something about turning the lights way down low!
Me: The lights are turned way down low!
Tom: Yeah!
Me: I got a visit from my Aunt Flo!
Me: Let it snow!
Tom: HA HA HA!
Me: When we finally say goodnight,
Me: How I'll hate going out in the storm!
Tom: But if you really hold me tight!
Tom: All the way home I'll be sweaty!
Me: Ewwwwwwww!
Me: That doesn't rhyme!
Tom: All the way home I will moan!
Me: QUIT IT!
Me: Oh, the fire is slowly dying,
Tom: blaaah, blah-blah, good-bying!
Me: You've had too much eggnog.
Tom: Woo hoo!
Me: And my dear, we're still good-bying.
Tom: As long as you love me so,...
Me: So I'll give you the ol' heave-ho!
Me: Let it snow!
Me: Let it snow!
Me: Big finish...
Me: Let it snoooooooooooowwwwwww!
Tom: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!