January 10, 2005
Um... Yeah. What?
I'm so bored today, I can't even come up with anything remotely interesting to blog about.
Hey, you, in the back! The asshat who just said, "And today is different... how?" I'm gonna kick your ass at recess! You are so dead! 3:15, man!
So I'm thinking about the dozen or so bricks of cream cheese I must have consumed during the holiday season. Because, seriously, doesn't everything yummy have some amount of cream cheese in it? Think about it.
Tonight is Date Nite, Husband's Choice. And we all know this is going to end badly because, last time he picked, we ended up seeing "Alexander" (which I can't even bring myself to link to) -- and by "seeing" I mean "alternately napping during and laughing at" -- and I was forced to withhold sex as punishment. Drastic, I know, but if you've seen the movie, you'll know it was the right thing to do.
Adding to my boredom -- today's obvious lack of Nicholle and Anne. No random rantings or "Anne Is Dumb" stories. *sigh* And Heather is as bored as I am, so she's no help. And what do I keep her around for, anyway, if not to entertain me?!