February 24, 2005
A Banner Evening for Husband
Okay, this is Husband eating his Jello last night.
“This is an excellent example of the time-space continuum.”
My eyes start glazing over as he gently pushes the rounded handle of his spoon into the Jello without breaking the surface.
“Now, this is a planet, or the sun, and blah blah blah displacement blah blah blah…”
And then we proceeded to gross each other out by squishing Jello through our teeth. And it was green. Bonus!
EXPLODING DOG UPDATE: Husband and I arrived home last night at the same time... to four new piles of dog vomit. I don't know where the hell her stomach is getting it all. We didn't feed her! Are other dogs sneaking into our house and vomiting? Is Daisy throwing keggers in our absense? I'm going to have to set up a nanny-cam or something.
Comments
Look on the bright side...at least your carpets are all up now...
Posted by: Marty at February 24, 2005 10:36 PM