February 01, 2005
A Bit of Marital Advice
If your wife is down on her hands and knees, with her face pressed up against the toilet -- the place where you poop and pee and whatever it was that you did in there last Thursday -- so as to paint behind it, and you did not at least offer to help, do not walk into the room and start singing: "She'll be paintin' 'round the toilet when she coooooooooomes!"
Just a little tip from me to you.