February 16, 2005
How Come You Never See P. Diddy and Puff Daddy Photographed Together?
Snippet of Wednesday morning conversation between Nicholle, S (the balding, bespectacled, 40-something, white accountant) and I, about a Mardi Gras party:
N: Neither of my sisters-in-law need to wear a bra. They're like 4 year olds. They're not getting on video.
Me: P. Diddy is not coming to see them.
N: No.
Me: Or is it Coolio? Who's the guy on the "Girls Gone Wild" videos?
N: I don't know.
Me: Is it Puff Daddy?
N: Um, P. Diddy and Puff Daddy are the same person.
Me: Really? Oh. Hey, S, who's the guy on the "Girls Gone Wild" videos?
S: Snoop Dog.
Me: See? I knew he would know. I get them all confused.
S: Geez, Snoop Dog and P. Diddy are, like, on total opposite sides of the spectrum!
Me: Hey, they both rap, and that's all I know.
S: Snoop is awesome. He's the shnizzle.
Oh, my God, he said shnizzle. Yeah, there was no more conversation after that because none of us could stop laughing. It's ironic how something so sad can be so funny.
Comments
Nice digs!
Posted by: Stuart Moulder at February 17, 2005 02:07 AM