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February 11, 2005
This Is Why I Sometimes Hate the World
Heard in a radio spot yesterday:
"Small is the new big!"
...
I can't even express how that shreds my soul.
I mean, I know that toasted pumpkin is the new black, because Carson on Queer Eye said so, and even though he wears little pink argyle sweater vests, I accept his word as law. He's gay and funny -- he has to be right!
But small is the new big? It's just... GAAAAAAAH!
The radio has really been upsetting me as of late. From now on, it's all Britney, all the time.