March 01, 2005
BECAUSE I CAN!!!
So, my Hot Boss (as to differentiate him from my Female Boss and my Head Boss), was over at my desk explaining to me some Excel worksheet he wanted me to do blah blah blah.
And because I'm sooooo in love with my own pretty, pretty website, and I go there a bajillion times a day just to sigh, "Ooooh, pretty!" I was compelled to show it to Hot Boss.
And the nervy bastard actually said, "Oh, how nice that you have time to do all of that at work."
And then he snots, "I'd better take that back or you'll put it on your blog."
TOO LATE, HOT BOSS!!!
MWAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I have THE POWER! NOTHING can stop me! EVERYONE is at my WHIM! DANCE, little monkeys, DANCE! I can blog about WHOMEVER I want, WHENEVER I want! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
And to those of you wondering if I'll use my newfound superpower for Good or Evil, I'd like to say, "Welcome, newbies!"
But you know what? I'm so not telling Hot Boss that he's on here because he thinks that everything is about him, and he thinks he's so cool!
I'm so all-over-the-place today. Go here for spam haiku. You won't regret it.
Comments
Ignoring the advice of Dooce, I see...
Posted by: Marty at March 1, 2005 07:15 PM
You should have a sound clip here
"You probably think this song is about you dont you dont you"
Posted by: Nicholle at March 3, 2005 11:25 AM