March 09, 2005
I Know What You're Thinking! (Yes, They're Real)
This is so awesome. I've always wanted a superpower. Now I'm just that much closer to TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
Lemme 'splain.
Yesterday, Nicholle were discussing the merits of banking our sick days (we earn one a month at Initech, and they roll over indefinately), as opposed to those people who take them every month just because they have them. Stoooooopid!
I just don't get that. I mean, one good bout of stomach flu -- or, in Nicholle's case, "that bird disease" -- can cost me a week. Why would I not want to get paid for spewing bile from both portals?
Anyhoo, it's funny that we were talking about the importance of sick days yesterday because I'm totally having to take one today. No, I don't have "that bird disease" (it's called West Nile Virus, Nicki dear). I'm just currently producing a level of mucus that renders me unfit for society.
And isn't that weird?! I was just talking about using sick days, AND NOW I'M USING ONE!!!
Not convinced? Okay, hold onto your socks.
Night before last, I dreamed that The Big Boss HB asked me to put together a PowerPoint presentation for him. And when I got to work, there is was, waiting for me on my desk, HB's outline for a PP presentation he needs.
I'M TOTALLY PSYCHIC!!! MWAH HA HAAAAAAAA!
I also had a dream that I was making out with Angel, Vampire with a Soul, so I'm just waiting to see how that pans out.
Comments
No no I'm not paramoid about West Nile - I'm past that - it's the impending pandemic avian flu that has me up all night
Posted by: Nicholle at March 10, 2005 08:17 AM