March 11, 2005
Reasons Why I'm Crabby Today
1. This weird-ass cold has me feeling like I snorted Drano. The lining of my sinuses is ON FIRE! And everything I eat tastes like pennies.
2. I'm at work, which was a bad, bad idea, but now that I'm here, I'm kinda obligated to stay. At least until my box of Kleenex runs out.
3. Anne pointed out to me that, despite my claims in the previous blog, I have, indeed, on occassion, taken a sick day when I wasn't really sick, to which my only defense was, "Yeah? Well, you think you're so cool!"
4. There are 47 ice cream novelties waiting for me in my freezer at home. And I realize that sounds like something to make one happy rather than crabby, and it would, if it weren't for the fact that only half of my pants currently fit me.
5. There's some chick who looks like Denise Richards visiting the office today, and all the guys are falling over themselves to go to lunch with her, and I'm like, "HEY! I'm the hot chick in this office, and don't you forget it!"
Comments
Isn't this the second time in recent months that you have had an inexplicable burning sinus problem?
And you should start snorfing loudly, wiping your nose with your hand, then start using your boss' keyboard. That'll get you a sick day in a hurry!
Posted by: Marty at March 11, 2005 03:02 PM
What I want to know is... which half of your pants don't fit?
Posted by: groundhog at March 11, 2005 09:03 PM