April 05, 2005
I Dream of Bloggers
Okay, it's official, I'm insane. I dreamed that I was hanging out with the infamous blogger Heather B. Armstrong, and then my worst nightmare happened -- she totally dissed me! Dissed by Dooce!
Actually, it was me, Heather and Dooce, hanging out at Dooce's place, on her bed, watching t.v.
And Dooce turned to Heather and said, "She's totally void of personality."
What? Me?! Void of personality?! Have you even read my blog, bitch? I've got personality coming out of my ass!
But Dooce had made her choice. Three's a crowd, and it was Heather she wanted to hang with. And Heather, my supposed biggest fan, apparently agreed with Dooce's assessment of me and totally blew me off for Dooce!
So I guess I was Heathered. By actual Heathers.
And I woke up pretty upset. Not because I was Heathered, mind you, but because I was dreaming about bloggers. It's official -- I'm in need of a twelve-step program.
Comments
man. you KNOW we wouldn't heather you!
not I: because I love you! As for Dooce, well, if she met you, she'd love you, well, because you are hilarious and because you said "ass"....
(grin)
Posted by: heather at April 5, 2005 09:22 AM
Might I recommend My patented 12-step program for bloggers? Click my name to go straight to it.
Posted by: CarpDeus at April 5, 2005 09:53 AM