April 05, 2005
Live & Learn
Okay, people, move along, nothing to see here. You, in the latex -- take your goat and get outta here. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
So, I thought it was soooo hilarious when someone found my site by Googling "soccer moms tied & gagged," I made it my sub-heading. BIG mistake. Now I'm getting all the freaks. Here are the latest...
Top Ten Key Search Phrases for PirateWench.org
1. a sexy girl with hands tied behind her back and gagged
2. pirate wench
3. wench
4. sexy pirate men pictures
5. tied and gagged men
6. define wench
7. stories about embarrassing peeing and farting
8. pee stains
9. uzi zip front hoodies
10. tied up and gagged women
See what I mean? Now, I love that I still define wench for the Internet, but pee stains? Who Googles pee stains? Jesus, there are some sickos out there.
Hey, Mr. Pee Stain, if you're reading this, you're being called a sicko by someone who got a 43% on The Purity Test! Yes, you're THAT SICK! Get help!
And as much as I'd love to make #7 my new sub-heading, I don't want to become The Potty Lady, so I'll stick with something I saw painted on the side of a restaurant in Wisconsin.
Comments
theferrett has a version 2.0 of his Purity test out now...
http://theferrett.com/purity2/
I scored close to average in most categories for a "pink heterosexual". I can't really decide if that is good or bad, but based on the folks that are Googling sick phrases and arriving here, I'll take average as a very good thing.
Posted by: Stuart Moulder at April 5, 2005 04:34 PM