April 28, 2005

Seriously, Don't Even Bother Reading This

To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Wenchie the red-nosed blogger
Has a very runny nose.
The whole thing is sore and peeling
Because of very frequent blows.

All of her frequent readers
Used to laugh and call her cool,
But since she’s been on cold meds
She blogs like a goddamn fool.

Then one groggy afternoon,
Wench thought to herself,
“Hey, I know a remedy!
Why not do a parody?”

Then all her readers left her
‘Cuz she’s just a waste of ROM.
They knew they’d find more humor
If they went to Dooce.com.

See? I warned you.

Posted on April 28, 2005 12:52 PM

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Posted by: Mord at April 28, 2005 04:19 PM

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