April 13, 2005
Some Colors Are Just For Girls
Last summer, Hot Boss made the mistake of wearing a pastel pink oxford to work. Being the caring, all-purpose secretary that I am, I staged an intervention, and he hasn't worn it since.
A few months ago, DB wore this little number to work.
I told him to go ask Hot Boss what I'd told him about pink shirts on men. "It was a stupid idea in the 80's, and nothing has changed!"
Well, sadly, DB has no woman at home to check him before he leaves the house, so he wore the pink polo AGAIN.
"Tsk tsk, DB. I've talked to you about this shirt. Now you're forcing me to post it on my website as a warning to all."
You can clearly see in the photo above how DB felt about that.
And not long after that photo was taken, DB pushed the limits of accepted male apparell again and wore these.
Now, unless he was rushing directly to the golf course after work, there's just no excuse for sky blue pants on a man.
You Men get heather grey and olive drab camo; we Women get hot pink and sky blue. Do not upset the balance of the universe by disobeying this simple rule! It's for your own good, I promise.
Comments
I didn't realize there were Garanimals for adults!
Posted by: heather at April 13, 2005 02:09 PM
Hmmm - no woman at home, multiple style infractions. Sounds like a vicious cycle. Maybe Joe & I should have a talk with him . . .
Posted by: Lola at April 13, 2005 04:22 PM
I've been saying for years that I need Garanimals for adults...
Posted by: Marty at April 13, 2005 06:01 PM
Is DB gay? If he is, then he gets to wear these colors under the exception clause.
Posted by: Mickey at April 25, 2005 04:09 PM