April 26, 2005
Wenchie's First Vitriol
Well, in a proud, proud moment, I had my Hate Comment Cherry popped by Heather's Brother today! Yay! I'm a true blogger now!
Stumbling over to this website thru a link on Heather's site, he came across this post about Heather's birthday.
For those of you who can't be bothered with linkage, here's the paragraph about him:
Heather's Brother is totally retarded, and I probably shouldn't even say that because he may actually be "learning disabled," which just puts me one ring closer to Dante's Inner Circle of Hell. Dude leaves notes and snack foods in really odd places in Heather's room, and he has the handwriting of a serial killer.
It still makes me giggle. But not so Heather's Brother, who had this to say about it (I have in no way edited his comment):
I hate heathers friend!!!!!!!!!!!!Deal with that as best you can, most likely with sleepless nights and worrysome caffine driven days for you should know revenge is on its way
Now, not only does his poor grammar and spelling kinda help prove my point, but I think dude is unclear on the subject of Exaggeration for the Sake of Humor.
But mostly, I think it's just projection. The "sleepless nights" and "caffiene-driven days" paint a clear picture of a man unable to speak his true heart. It's obvious he's madly in love with me, and so overwhelmed is he by his feelings that he cannot find a way to express them, leaving him only to rage against the cold and lonely world he has created for himself.
There, there, Lil' Bus Rider. Don't you know what it means when a girl punches you on the playground?
Comments
You are aware that he is going to seek an even deeper revenge now. Your playing with your life here Blondie...
Funny, BTW...
Posted by: Mord at April 26, 2005 03:00 PM