May 16, 2005
Answer Me These Questions Three
Okay, it's five, but that didn't rhyme. As promised, Mordecai. (And I'm not calling you "Heather's Boyfriend" because, between you and me, she's getting just a little too pleased with herself at how everyone surrounding her is identified via their relationship to HER.)
1. If you ever did an autobiographical film, who would you pick to play yourself, and why?
2. How do you picture your funeral?
3. You work for the government and find out that the President is involved in some seriously illegal shit. By blowing the whistle, you would be framed on an unrelated matter, fired, publicly humiliated and raked over the coals. Would you do it?
4. An eccentric millionaire offers to give $1,000,000 to the charity of your choice if he/she drops you off on Michigan Ave. butt-ass naked, and picks you up again after you walk four blocks. If you had a body guard so no one attacked you, would you do it? Would your answer change if the money were for yourself?
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "meh" and 10 being "insta-boner," how good of a kisser is Heather?