May 02, 2005
Band Names
Every month, I go to my Cpanel and see how much my readership has gone up (cuz I luvs me some readership!) and other such narcissistic info, like...
Top Ten Search Keyphrases for PirateWench.org
1. wench images
2. wench costume images
3. wench
4. pirate song
5. the salty pirate verb
6. voodoo curse pinecone
7. hello kitty apparell
8. bikini appendectomy
9. pirate wench images
10. nanny cam catches babysitter
What, oh what, is The Salty Pirate Verb? And should I have that or Voodoo Curse Pinecone as the name for my new band?
Comments
Not nearly as interesting...
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241: festival
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19: livejournal
17: dreams
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15: wedding
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12: celticelff
Posted by: Celtic Elff at May 2, 2005 01:54 PM
I'd go see a band called Bikini Appendectomy.
Posted by: Marty at May 2, 2005 03:33 PM
I was in a band back in high school called "The Salty Pirate Verb"--we were a Queen cover band. Had to disband though. The football team kept beating us up at our own gigs. I don't know why. They may have been uncomfortable with my sequined jumpsuit that highlighted my "bulges".
Posted by: Heather's timid co-worker at May 5, 2005 11:57 AM
and by 'bulges', he means "man-boobs"...
not that I'd be looking at a co-workers bulges or anything like that....
Posted by: heather at May 5, 2005 01:17 PM
Listen, it's taken YEARS to develop these things and I'm damn proud of them. Besides, they're finally the size and shape I like and I'm not letting you rain on my man-boob parade.
Posted by: Heather's timid co-worker at May 5, 2005 01:43 PM