May 10, 2005
Barbara Walters I Ain't
Okay, Marty, here are your questions:
1. Which gender has it easier in our culture? Have you ever wished you were of the opposite $ex?
2. You are given the power to kill people simply by thinking of their deaths. The person would die a natural death, and no one would suspect you. Are there any circumstances under which you would use this power?
3. Would you rather be extremely sucessful professtionally and have an unsatisfying private life, or an extremely exciting private life and have a barely tolerable professional life?
4. You live to be 90, and for the last 60 years, you can retain either the mind or the body of a 30 year old. Which would you choose?
5. When was your most recent fight, what was it about, and who won?
Queen of Ass, your name made me laugh out loud, and I admire your courage. Here are your questions:
1. Does Queen of Ass mean that you have a fantastic ass? (If so, please post photos.) Or does it mean that you're a big fan of other peoples' asses?
2. Would you be willing to become extremely ugly if it meant you could live for a thousand years at any age you want?
3. What was your worst nightmare? (Like real one, while you were asleep, not speaking metaphorically.)
4. Do your close friends tend to be male or female? Younger or older than you?
5. What was your worst experience with drugs and/or alcohol?
And Stuart, my brave boy. I'll try to be gentle:
1. How would you react if you found out that your significant other had a lover of the same $ex before you started dating?
2. For an all-expenses-paid vacation anywhere in the world, would you be willing to pull the wings off a beautiful butterfly with your own hands?
3. When, where and what did you last sing at the top of your lungs?
4. What is the worst psychological torture you can imagine? (Even minor physcial injury doesn't count.)
5. A very good friend pulls off a practical joke that took tons of planning and made you look ridiculous. How do you react?
I can't believe there were only three people who would open themselves up to interview. The rest of you -- hang your heads in shame.
Marty, Stuey and QoA, lemme know when you post your answers, and I'll link to them. Happy soul-searching!
Comments
Done. And yes, you were gentle.
Posted by: Stuart Moulder at May 10, 2005 12:35 PM
I'm all done! Now you can find out why the name is no laughing matter! Or maybe why it is. Hehehe!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at May 10, 2005 02:04 PM
Done. Lame as my answers were. Best I could do after a mind-numbing day.
Posted by: Marty at May 10, 2005 05:21 PM