May 05, 2005
Congratulotions!
Heather's timid co-worker is the author of my 100th comment! Woo-hooooooooo!
The winning comment reads as follows:
Listen, it's taken YEARS to develop these things and I'm damn proud of them. Besides, they're finally the size and shape I like and I'm not letting you rain on my man-boob parade.
Yeah, I have no idea, either.
And for achieving that dubious honor, HTCW, you get to ask me any question you want -- no matter how ridiculous, personal or bizarre -- and I'll answer it here.
No pressure.
Comments
YES!!! And mom said I'd never amount to anything. LOOK AT ME NOW MOM! I'm the 100th post--I've finally arrived and it's as glorious as I thought it would be.
Let's see...any question...here goes nothing:
"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would..."
NO, WAIT. Let me think of something better and I'll get back to you. Do I get a big belt buckle or something to commemorate this occasion?
Posted by: Heather's timid co-worker at May 5, 2005 04:38 PM
Heather is the reason I've come to enjoy the dickens out of your site, so I thought I'd pose a question that touches on a topic near and dear to her heart:
My question to you is, what Spice Girl are you most similar too? I'm not talking about the superficial, physical similarities NECESSARILY, but rather beneath those multiple, complex layers that really make a Spice Girl tick. Explore the dynamics of your choice and peel back those emotional Spice Girl layers.
For the record, I am not gay but rather bored out of my mind here at the office and a bit delirious from huffing model-glue in the bathroom for the last hour.
Posted by: Heather's timid co-worker at May 6, 2005 03:06 PM
You spelled the title incorrectly
I thought I knew you
Posted by: Nicholle at May 9, 2005 07:45 AM
I can't believe I didn't make the 100th comment! Argh!
Posted by: Stuart Moulder at May 9, 2005 04:20 PM