May 19, 2005
Linky McLinkerstein
Yeah, so Heather's obviously as bored an unmotivated as me today because she keeps sending me links to amuse me. And since there are few things I love more than spreading unproductivity, I'm sharing them with you, my beloveds.
Napolean Dynomite Shakes His Money-Maker
If you saw this movie and didn't cheer when Napoleon got up there and danced his little heart out for Pedro's campaign, then you have no soul. After it loads (worth the wait), hit the 1 button to get it started. Nicholle peed her chair and has to request a new one from management. Heather recommends the Star Wars music; I, however, am a Popcorn fan. But whatever you do, don't use Time to Party! It's that stupid music from the Six Flags Great America commercials that were sent to us directly from the Innermost Circle of Hell. Am I crazy or is Napoleon's dance number kinda... sexy?
Baby Goggles
Since Heather's Sister got knocked up, Heather's gone all maternal or something and is shopping for baby gear. Now, God bless her desire to protect her future niece/nephew's eyes from harmful UV rays, but this kid looks like the love child of The Fly and Ru Paul. I wish she'd just go back to Danish modern furniture on eBay.
Two-Headed Baby
And then there's this piece of work. I know I should be feeling overwhelming sorrow and sympathy for this baby and her family, but I'm too exhausted by the effort it's taking to suppress my gag-reflex. Seriously, it's not for the faint-of-heart. But by this time, you've already clicked on the link, so -- sorry!
Aaaaaaand, yeah. That's pretty much my morning in a nutshell.