May 10, 2005
More Q&A
Wow, Stuart really finished his answers in record time! He must have a job like mine -- heavy on the blogging, easy on the working. And I am so totally with him on his answers to one and two. When is Ben Affleck ever not an asshat?
Her Majesty, the Queen of Ass has deigned to answer the questions of her lowly subject. However, I am not at all pleased that I'm apparently going to have to get her approval before putting on my underwear in the morning.
Marty gets bonus points for multiple Gilbert & Sullivan references in his answers. He also gets Mongo-Hugo-Grando Bonus Points for using the words from a song I last heard sung by one of the persons on my List of People I'd Think Dead. How's that for kismet? Oooooh, creeeeepy!
And now, because you asked, Max, here are your questions. I hope they're weird enough for you. I know how you loves you some uncommon thought:
1. A charitable organization you believe in deeply asks you to perform in a fund-raising variety show for 1,000 people. Do you accept? What do you perform?
2. Everyone has that one friend or family member who is ALWAYS late. How do you handle it? Resentment? Acceptance? Confrontation? Can you be counted on to be on time?
3. For $1,000,000, would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year?
4. After a doctor exam, you are told that you have advanced cancer and only have months to live. Four days later, your doctor calls back and tells you that the tests were mislabeled, and you're totally fine. In those four days, you have learned things about yourself. Are the lessons worth the four days of anguish?
5. Say you're in a beautiful natural setting with food and shelter provided, but you won't see another person, for a month. Would this be paradise, or would it drive you insane?
And Groundhog, how nice of you to reciprocate! Here ya go:
1. For $1,000,000, would you got three months without bathing, brushing your teeth or wearing deodorant, if you couldn't explain to anyone why you were doing it?
2. Do you shut the door when you're home alone and peeing? What about when your S.O. is home, too?
3. Has your life ever changed drastically because of one seemingly random external event?
4. When did you last yell at someone, and why?
5. Would you go a year without $ex, if it meant a greater sense of contentment afterwards?
Now, let's use our collective peer pressure to get Nicholle and Heather to submit, too! Yay!
Comments
This seems like fun.
Can I play?
Also: corpse, not just for CSI anymore.
Posted by: Mord at May 12, 2005 11:45 AM
Don't worry. As long as they're nice an pretty, you're probably okay.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at May 17, 2005 10:52 AM