May 25, 2005
Retarded, Yet O.C.D.
You people are no help. God, what do you do all day at work, if not my bidding?! Only Lori Ann, Mickey and Mordecai could be bothered to help me write my blog description. Lucky for me, they're all smarter than me, so it turned out utterly fabulous. Despite the fact that the rest of you suck. And by "suck," I mean "have way better things to do than enable my expanding ego."
Here's what we/they came up with:
"The delightfully snarky Pirate Wench takes on co-workers, Barbies, family and pop culture. She is irreverent, yet adorable. Self-indulgent, yet funny. Drunk, yet thought-provoking. Join her on her descent into Hell! WARNING: Do not read while drinking, as Pirate Wench will not be held responsible for computer splatter-damage."
They said "brief description," so I stopped at three "yets", but there are soooooo many other "yets" I wanted to put in there.
Blonde, yet smart!
Self-righteous, yet slutty!
Church-going, yet hellbound!
Sturdy, yet hott!
Lazy, yet verbose!
I could go on all day, but now the word "yet" is ceasing to make sense. Yet yet yet. See? Weird.
Comments
ok, dude, the first and third "yet" were TOTALLY MY SUGGESTIONS!!!!
like, give credit where lazy-ass credit is due!!!!
I'd pout, but I have a meeting to go to...
Posted by: heather at May 25, 2005 03:23 PM
Dam
You used almost eveything I said...
WHERE'S MY CUT???
Posted by: Mord at May 25, 2005 03:27 PM
Wow! I need to get them to write mine next!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at May 25, 2005 04:17 PM
I would have given you a GREAT description, but you insulted my upwards-growing hair.
Posted by: Max Hufnagel at May 25, 2005 06:06 PM
I'm so glad you used my "delightfully snarky". I was rather proud of that one.
Posted by: Mickey at May 26, 2005 01:51 AM