May 06, 2005

The Yin to Heather's Yang

Seriously, all the Heather-love made me throw-up a little in my mouth.

Ten Reasons Why Anne Is Cool

1. Cuz she volunteers at a bird rescue shelter, despite birds being kinda scary. (What? They are!)
2. Cuz even tho’ she’s officially opposed to blogging at work, she still reads mine every day.
3. Cuz she’s nice to old people, even when they’re nasty to her.
4. Cuz when I was in the hospital, she went against every fiber of her being and BOUGHT ME BARBIE STICKERS.
5. Cuz she reads and knows stuff about things.
6. Cuz she has a Snoopy pillow on her big, official-looking, leather office chair.
7. Cuz when I owe her money (which is pretty much always), she never mentions it.
8. Cuz she doesn’t need C-3PO to translate for R2-D2.
9. Cuz she doesn’t spaz when my blonde dog sheds and slobbers all over her black clothes.
10. Cuz when I warned her I was gonna blog about her, she said “You better say something nice about my Mom!”

Anne’s Mom smells like the first lilacs of spring, her smile evokes rainbows and gumdrops and baby angels, and I would totally vote for her for President.

Posted on May 6, 2005 03:56 PM

Comments

I can't believe you would even think about writing about someone else, Wenchie.

after all we've been through together!

I mean, I read stuff! AND I know stuff about things!!!

THINGS!!!!

Posted by: elphaba fonzerelli at May 6, 2005 04:09 PM

That was very nice. And I would like to add that my mother made the Snoopy pillow that resides on my very official-looking chair.

Posted by: Anne at May 6, 2005 06:56 PM

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