June 18, 2005
Chocolate or Vibrators? No Contest
Oh, for the love of Pete. You people are like Pavlov's dogs.
Blah blah, peanut butter, blah blee-blah bloh, Wisconsin, blabbity blah, vibrators, blah -- WHA-?! Did I just hear someone say vibrators?! I'd better go check it out!
Okay, okay, since you all want to know, I'll tell you.
Now, I wish I could be all naughty and be like, "Ooooh, I just couldn't live without my Rabbit or my French Tickler! I sleep with them under my pillow, just in case I have a dream about the entire case of Buffy and need them right away!"
But the truth is, there are plenty of other things readily available. Hands (mine and others'), tongues (just others' -- I'm not that limber), dildos, and of course, for you traditionalists -- penises!
(Hi, Mom!)
However, there's no substitute for chocolate. No carob. No white chocolate. No sugar-free low-carb chocolate-like substance is EVER going to give me the same satisfaction as stuffing a Dove Bar in my... face.
Comments
LOL I seriously would have to choose chocolate too, although I'm kinda partial to white chocolate...
Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 18, 2005 08:38 PM