June 17, 2005
Death Is Not an Option
Okay. InnocentBystander asked:
Which would you rather give up forever: movies or music?
Dude. That question doesn't even have the word "vibrator" in it! What was I so worried about? Thank God he didn't ask which I would rather give up forever -- vibrators or chocolate.
Well, assuming that death is not an option, and assuming I could still watch normal television (oxymoron, yes, I know), I'd have to say... I'd rather give up movies forever than music.
Reason the First: I mean, have you heard me sing? It just wouldn't be fair to rob the world of my rendition of "Hit Me, Baby, One More Time." Besides, what else would I do during my commute? Listen to current events on the radio? Learn a second language? Psh. I don't think so!
Reason the Second: "The Honeymooners," "Bewitched" and "War of the Worlds." And that's just this month! Where have all the original movies gone?! I don't think I'd be missing too much. Just keep writing those books, Bruce!
In all seriousness -- which is a rare commodity around here, so bask in it while you can -- music is much more a part of my daily life. And I do have a fabulous voice. No, seriously! Mooooooom, tell them!
And, Max? Keep trying, little buddy. Maybe you'll get comment #300. Or you could just, you know, ask me.
See the little Hail the Pirate Wench link at the top of my sidebar (courtesy of Heather, who remains at my beck and call)? Just hit it and PRESTO! You can email me! And ask me questions! Or tell me what a bitch/lunatic/hack/poser/butthole I am! Or beg to see photos of me in a wet t-shirt! Whatever your dear, little hearts desire!
I'm a full-service wench.
Comments
just you, nouveau broke, and straydog have that power over me, dollface.
mmm...beck and call....
Posted by: heather at June 17, 2005 12:52 PM
Well? Which is it? Vibrators or chocolate? Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 17, 2005 01:15 PM