June 01, 2005
I'm an Idiot: Further Proof
We interrupt this Amish Old Navy commercial to bring you babbling about crap you don't care about, but it's better than actually doing work.
My AMAZING eBay finds arrived yesterday!
I got Barbie in King Kong for ten bucks, and she's actually sitting in a gorilla hand in the box. It's so adorable; she may be the one Barbie I never debox. [insert British lesbian joke here]
Also got the James Bond Barbie -- just the Barbie cuz who needs another friggin' Ken in another friggin' tuxedo -- Ken is the one accessory that Barbie doesn't need any more of. James Bond Ken looks too much like Frank Sinatra and not enough like Sean Connery for my taste.
Hmmm, I wonder when they're gonna come out with a kilted Ken...?
Anyhoo, today is me and Husband's third wedding anniversary. Who'd've thunk it. Three whole years, and still no actual bloodshed (the drillbit incident doesn't count). That's worth celebrating with a steak and a full-priced movie, no? You can send condolence e-cards to Husband via slaveofduty@yahoo.com. I'll be sure to forward them along.
(BTW. I love Anne, who called me and said, "Dude, your job sucks. It's 3:00, I'm bored, and you haven't blogged, yet." She's gonna be so disappointed with this.)
Speaking of Anne, we had the following conversation yesterday:
Me: Let the records show that it is now 12:53 p.m. on my anniversary, and I haven't so much as a Happy Anniversary from Husband, let alone a Thank You for the roses I sent him.
Anne: Dude. Isn't tomorrow your anniversary?
Me: Oh. Um. Yeah. Crap.
Anne: Okay, how is it that I knew that, and you didn't?!
Me: Uh... cuz you were at the wedding?
Anne: [you're-an-idiot laughter]
Me: Well, Big Boss thought today was Wednesday, so so did I!
Anne: You're an idiot.
I'm an idiot AND a crappy wife because I didn't even get him an anniversary present until today at lunch. I meant to! I've known what to get him for months now! I just haven't actually... gotten in the car and... gone to Office Max.
Yes, I'm shopping for an anniversary gift at Office Max! This is the kind of man I live with! He loves the paper shredder I got him. What?! Shut up!
He gave me my gifties last night. A watch with three leather interchangable bands -- one black, one brown, one red. And a big ol' gift certificate. Does this man know me or what?
Can't tell you what I got him, on the off chance he'll read this. I'll tell you tomorrow. Try not to lose sleep over it.
And this just now from Heather:
H: so, no new blog from the pw?
Me: I'M WORKING ON IT! Gol!
H: sssshaaaaaaaah.
Now get off my back, all of you! More on the Mighty Joe gig tomorrow, I promise.
Comments
It's TOMORROW! Gah!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 2, 2005 08:48 AM