June 10, 2005
It Has a Four-Story Lego Showplace!
Well, my darlings, I am off!
No, not off-kilter, ya snotty little brats. Off into the wild blue yonder! So far as it extends into Minneapolis, that is.
Anne and I are leaving tomorrow on a roadtrip to the Mall of America! We were going to go to historic Williamsburg, Virginia, but that just wasn't feesible for various reasons, and we figured -- Hey, Mall of America, next best thing to educational, cultural... I don't even know what I'm saying here. The thought of that much shopping is just FREAKING ME OUT, MAN!!!
Hopefully, I'll have fun stuff to blog about. It'll be tough, tho'. Anne has developed this defense mechanism of blurting out "NO BLOG!" at random intervals. And I have to respect that. Why? Because Anne is scary.
Catch you on the flip-side, my lovlies!
UPDATE: You know, I'm kinda scared about being away from my beloved Internet for days on end. Especially when TheSuperficial.com is posting stuff like Jessica Simpson's new video. Jesus General Lee Christ, this woman's ass should come with a Surgeon General's Warning.
Caution: Prolonged staring as Jessica Simpson's booty may cause to you masturbate until your genitals go numb.
Comments
Those few moments of Willie Nelson in there completely obliterate Jessica's "hawtness".
Posted by: Marty at June 12, 2005 07:23 AM
That's ok, prolonged staring at Heather's booty causes the exact same thing.
Posted by: Mord at June 14, 2005 05:54 AM
I guess when you're dumber than a bag of hammers and have no discernable talent, you can still be popular - as long as you have a rear that looks good in Daisy Duke shorts.
Posted by: InnocentBystander at June 14, 2005 10:46 AM