June 06, 2005
Made To Pee Outside
People may be wackos, but at least they never fail to disappoint me.
Top Ten Search Keyphrases for PirateWench.org
1. pirate wench
2. wench
3. kidnapped bound gagged naked made to pee outside
4. pirate workout
5. plastered pirate
6. pirate wench costume
7. lean cuisines
8. pirate party menu
9. googles women wearing panties
10. napolean dynomite dance
And now, my horrified comments because, really, how can I resist?
Number Four
Made to pee outside. I don't understand this. Is the soul purpose of the kidnapping just to watch someone pee in the woods? Why not just take some friends camping? Seems like an awful lot of trouble for very little pay-off.
Number Four
Pirate workout? So, pilates and step-aerobics aren't workin' for ya? What would a pirate workout entail? Hoisting the mainstay? Dancing a hornpipe? Digging a really deep hole?
Number Five
Plastered pirate is redundant. That you're drunk off your peg-leg is pressumed when you assume the title of Pirate.
Number Seven
This is the actual page I'm sure they found when searching on lean cuisines. Wouldn't it be funny if Heather's dumbass co-worker was searching for a sale on Lean Cuisines and found that page about herself? That's too good to even hope for.
Number Eight
If you're reading this, and you're having a party that includes a pirate menu, PLEASE INVITE ME!!!
Number Nine
*sigh*
Number Ten
I'm so excited about Napolean Dynomite fans finding me. Nerds of a feather!
Comments
I'm surprised "pirate movie" wasn't a top ten search. After all, they're all rated "Arrrrrr".
Posted by: InnocentBystander at June 6, 2005 02:49 PM
One day, perhaps one day soon, I will have a pirate birthday party. I've wanted to for a long time. This might be the year.
Posted by: Animated Max at June 6, 2005 06:30 PM
See? Search strings are sooooo much fun! I love them very much.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 6, 2005 07:43 PM