June 21, 2005
Recommended Reading
To those of you not reading the Television Without Pity recaps of the UPN vomit-fest Britney & Kevin: Chaotic -- you're missing out on some fabulous writing. For the love of all that's holy, don't actually watch the show, but Stee's recaps are SO worth a read. He takes lemons and makes lemonade, lemon bars, lemon merringue pie and lemon-pepper chicken. (I really shouldn't blog before breakfast.)
Actually, I'm kinda bummed that I missed the last episode, which featured the Spears/Federline "wedding" and the video to Britney's new song "Someday," which is, apparently, about her baby, even tho' she didn't know she was pregnant when she "wrote" it.
And I put "wedding" and "wrote" in quotes, not because I wish anything but unicorns and gumdrops for Britney, but because I doubt the validity of anyone's actions when they've been huffing on whipped cream cans for 37 hours straight.
Here's a quote from the recap:
K-Fed looks over to see that Boobney is crying and she tries to play it off, but it's sad because she's clearly embarrassed by DrunkDad and also, somewhere in the back of her brain is the thought -- which never makes it to consciousness, but it's still there -- that says, "Goddamn, we could not be more ghetto right now, discussing our wedding in front of TV cameras while chomping loudly on gum like cows. Or DMV employees."
See? Brilliant.
Nicholle is a fan, too. Of the recaps, not the show.
N: What do you think she's gonna name it?
PW: Something with two names, like Bobby Ray or Billi Jean or Tammy Sue
N: K-Fed
PW: J-Fed for Junior Federline
N: Meth Head
PW: M-Head
PW: Crystal Meth Spears Federline! It's perfect! Crystie-M for short!
N: I love it - Crystal is one of those fab low-income names like Misty
PW: sure to make her a lounge singer, porn star or pole dancer. Or all three!
PW: Like her mother!
Comments
I saw the title "Recommended Reading" and I thought you were going to talk about a great book and I was excited.
I hate you, Kenny.
Posted by: Anne at June 21, 2005 10:59 AM
i think i'm going to be ill.
well, just goes to prove that money can't buy you CLASS.
*vomits*
Posted by: celticelff at June 21, 2005 12:24 PM