June 24, 2005
Weather Is For Weathermen
Fuck, it is HOT today! I hate summer. Seriously, don't talk to me about cotton dresses and lemonade and sailing and getting a tan. Hot sucks. I'm sweating under my boobs. Understand?
My poor air conditioner can't even keep up with how jungle-hot it is today. I have it set at 76, but the indoor temperature is 81. EIGHTY-ASSCRACK-SWEAT-ONE DEGREES! That's just not right.
I didn't marry a rich man so I could sweat. I wanna go from my air-conditioned house to my air-conditioned car to the air-conditioned restaurant to the air-conditioned theatre.
Weather is for poor people. And farmers. And... weathermen. NOT FOR ME.
Comments
You ain't kidding.
It's hotter than a Tennesse Williams play out there.
Posted by: Mord at June 27, 2005 08:55 AM
It was 90 degrees this morning at 8 AM. I feel your pain, Wenchie. I feel your pain.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 27, 2005 09:19 AM