July 28, 2005
Try It With the One You Love
The Queen of Ass (and Boobies) was my 300th Commenter, and she totally came through with the sextastic question, as I knew she would:
"Oh. WOW! First of all? Admiral of the Royal Navy? That's TOTALLY you, girlie!"My question...hmmm...there are just so many possibilities here....and how to phrase it where there are actually many questions in one without being too obvious....
"What is it that makes your toes curl, your ears ring, and eyes roll back more than anything else in the entire all-born put together world, and is it, indeed, something involving $ex? And if not, then pretend it is after you tell me what it is if it's not.
"Capishe?"
Unfortunately, my answer is really simple and can be summed up in one word: SWORDPLAY!
But since I love to hear the sound of my own keys clacking, I'll expound.
When Husband and I got married, he brought to the table two daughters, a house, and the Titanic movie poster. Gaaaaaaaaaaay!
I, on the other hand, brought a handfull of Barbies, the Army of Darkness movie poster, and the following DVDs: Braveheart, Army of Darkness and Rob Roy; have since added Gladiator, Pirates of the Caribbean, all the Lord of the Rings movies and the first three seasons of Xena; and am looking to acquire Kill Bill I and II and the rest of Xena.
(Not the mention the myriad of other swordtastic movies I've watched that aren't worth owning.)
I. LOVE. SWORDPLAY.
In a flash of brilliance, Husband bought me a sword for Valentine's Day last year. Well, brilliance or stupidity. Your call.
And then after my panties are good 'n' creamy from the swordplay (Mom, you TOTALLY want to stop reading NOW!), I like to have my back kissed. Isn't that weird? Who knew the back could be an erogenous zone? Seriously, back-kissing -- it curls my toes and gives me goosebumps. Try it with the one you love! This technique fully endorsed by the Pirate Wench!
And then? (Seriously, Mom, you DON'T wanna know this!) I like it doggie-style. Hard and fast. And go ahead and smack me on the ass once or twice, if you feel moved to do so. No, you're not hurting me -- those are happy noises!
So, Queenie, does that answer your question(s)? As a bonus, over the weekend, I think I'll take all those photos you've requested, you photo-whore you!
Comments
OH. MY. GOD. My back is so sensitive that even talking about it kinda makes me cringe and squirmy in my seat and stuff.
I think you and I should become bestest best friends, and then start dating. I mean, ya know. Just a suggestion....
Posted by: Queen of Ass at July 28, 2005 12:17 PM
Absolutely! BFF with benefits!
Posted by: Wenchie at July 28, 2005 12:27 PM
I heart you, Wenchie. And I love your hair. And you have luscious legs. And a lovely ass. And great tits! Wanna make out now?
Posted by: Queen of Ass at July 28, 2005 02:40 PM
I've been saying since I first saw it that Pirates of the Caribbean is soft porn for women. Damn tootin'!
Posted by: Mickey at July 29, 2005 02:45 AM
OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! ME TOO!!
Seriously. Completely and utterly.(heh, and daughter has inherited the love of swordplay part)
All those movies (and even a few more) I went to Edinburgh Castle and in the main hall, right where there are signs saying "no pictures, no video"?? right there amongst the GAZILION (no understatement at ALL) BROADSWORDS baby, regular swords, skean dhu's, dirks and the like? I snuck a peek at the two 'security guards' talking aboot hitting the pub after duties and I turned my back and clicked my 'rec" button on the video camera! Hell with em! Wheeeeeeee!!!! It was hard for me to keep my hands to myself.
I had a boss that had TWO crossed swords on his wall, and everytime we would go over for a barbeque EVERY SINGLE TIME he would find me caressing the hilt's of the swords, then chuckle, shake his head and say "Whatever rocks yer boat hon!" (yeah, cool boss)
And? I um, am with you on the position too. Verbatim.and the back kisses, only? I love having my ass caressed-during those back kisses,naturally! It sends me through the moon!
I'm feeling kinda left out here, can't we make it a threesome? (heee heeeee!) We can play Barbies too! I HEART Barbies.
Smoochy, my swashbuckling friend!
Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at August 1, 2005 08:43 AM
I am so fucking horny right now.
Posted by: Wenchie at August 1, 2005 12:48 PM