August 02, 2005
Arrr, I Got Yer Pirate Butt Right Here!
Well. I am humbled. My stats say I had 388 unique visitors stay for over a minute in July. (If they stay for less than a minute, they're probably spiders, robots, worms, ex-boyfriends, etc.)
If I added together all my relatives, friends, co-workers, health care providers, casual acquaintances, enemies, minions, stalkers, bank tellers, grocery baggers and neighbors, I STILL don't know 388 people.
So for 388 sentient beings to be -- freely and of their own will -- reading my dorky blog, well, that's fucking AMAZING. Now, if each of my 388 readers were to send me a dollar...
Top Ten Search Keyphrases for July
To all of you who wanted to know more about Owen Wilson's ass-licking habit, I say -- WELCOME! You have a home here! Come, be enfolded in the bosom of acceptance! No one here will judge you for your pervy, tongue-bathing fetish! We embrace normal people and sickos alike!
Get great Halloween costumes at our convenient costume store online. Everything you need in costumes from A to Z. Pirate costumes and even adult costumes for dress-up time or for fun!
Okay, okay...I admit it. Pirate butt was mine. I'm waiting for the ass pictures. I can't help it!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at August 2, 2005 03:53 PM
There are NORMAL people who blog and read blogs?
Posted by: Jack the Grey at August 3, 2005 08:32 AM