August 02, 2005

Arrr, I Got Yer Pirate Butt Right Here!

Well. I am humbled. My stats say I had 388 unique visitors stay for over a minute in July. (If they stay for less than a minute, they're probably spiders, robots, worms, ex-boyfriends, etc.)

If I added together all my relatives, friends, co-workers, health care providers, casual acquaintances, enemies, minions, stalkers, bank tellers, grocery baggers and neighbors, I STILL don't know 388 people.

So for 388 sentient beings to be -- freely and of their own will -- reading my dorky blog, well, that's fucking AMAZING. Now, if each of my 388 readers were to send me a dollar...

Top Ten Search Keyphrases for July

1. pirate wench
3. wench
4. morningfield s
5. naked wench
6. gagged pirate queen
7. owen wilson licks ass
8. slutty pirate
9. owen wilson licks butt
10. pirate butt

To all of you who wanted to know more about Owen Wilson's ass-licking habit, I say -- WELCOME! You have a home here! Come, be enfolded in the bosom of acceptance! No one here will judge you for your pervy, tongue-bathing fetish! We embrace normal people and sickos alike!

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Posted on August 2, 2005 03:11 PM


Okay, okay...I admit it. Pirate butt was mine. I'm waiting for the ass pictures. I can't help it!

Posted by: Queen of Ass at August 2, 2005 03:53 PM

There are NORMAL people who blog and read blogs?

Posted by: Jack the Grey at August 3, 2005 08:32 AM

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