August 24, 2005
One-Year Link-Heavy Crapfest
Happy Birthday to Blog!
Happy Birthday to Blog!
Happy Birthday, dear Bloggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Happy Birthday to Blog!
Well, with all the drama going on, I completely whiffed the One Year Anniversary of when I started blogging -- August 18.
Blogging has brought me much joy, much new friends, and recently, much sorrow.
And now the word much has lost all meaning to me and sounds weird. You know how you do that -- where you say a word over and over again until it becomes nonsense and doesn't mean anything anymore? Much, much, much, much, much. It's how I finally got comfortable with the word VAGINA! C'mon, Mom, try it! (But only if Dad's not around!)
Anyhoo, I figured I'd follow the time-honored tradition of crappy sitcoms and do a "clip show" of the past year. And then I'll jump a shark tank on my motorcycle, have a baby, and my life will officially be over.
Let's pull out the scrapbook, shall we?
Awwwwwww, there's Wenchie's very first post! Cootchie cootchie coo!
(Heh-heh, heh. She said cootchie.)
And who can forget the times wacky Husband had to go to the E.R.? The first time was too bizarre for any less than one, two, three entries. But it wasn't until his second visit that he earned his nickname -- Mr. Drillbit.
We've learned a lot about me over the past year. We've learned that I'm Norwegian, I've starred in a movie, I wrote a Christmas letter (I'm not proud), I love my dog, I'm stupid enough to blog about work, I like to make fun of people, I often enjoy deep, intellectual conversations with my friends, and I'm going to Hell.
And I have scurvy from not eating for a week, and this Diet Coke with Lime isn't helping as much as I thought it would.
And I have a zit on my chin today that can probably been seen from the International Space Station.
Heather, I can't believe you didn't get me a Morningfield's cake for the occassion. The anniversary-occassion. Not the space-zit-occassion.
Comments
ok, it CAN'T be a whole year! it's like we only just begun....!
I would totally have gotten a Morningfield's cake for the occasion, except for the fact that I, too, have a chin-zit that rivals the great wall of china in it's space-viewing capacities, and we both know that chocolate and buttercream just fuel the beast..
next week. I promise. we'll even sing the blog-day song!
Posted by: heather at August 24, 2005 03:18 PM
vagina.
Posted by: Fresh at August 24, 2005 07:10 PM
Awwww! Happy Blogiversary!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at August 24, 2005 10:40 PM