August 01, 2005
Sure, She's Smart, But Can She Spell "Precocious"?
Here's a conversation my sister Billi had with The Girl Child (4-1/2) while they were looking at kids' costumes in a catalog...
Billi: Awww, here's a baby dressed as Humpty Dumpty!
Girl Child: I don't like Humpty Dumpty because I don't like off-the-wall comedy. [points to a baby dressed as Elvis] Who's this?
Billi: I don't think you know him. That's Elvis.
Girl Child: Oh, I know him. He's sexy.
The Girl Child has plans to run for mayor next year, as long as the voters don't hold her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue pictoral against her.
Yeah, Billi's screwed.
Comments
Absolutely screwed. Ah well...there's always time for visits with one's therapist, right?
Posted by: Queen of Ass at August 2, 2005 08:47 AM