August 07, 2005
Wenchie Dispenses Sage Advice
So I'm at one of Husband's Ex's family's parties,...
[Which sounds weird, I know, but Husband is still really close with all of them, so I go.]
...and the Ex's 25 year old niece, who has looooooong manicured fingernails and has never before initiated a conversation with me, comes up to me and says, "Oh, Wenchie, you'll know what to do! I have a question."
And my little heart swells with joy and I think, Hey, she needs some advice, and she's turning to ME! This is my chance to really make a difference in the world!
And she goes, "I have this cut inside my nose, and it really hurts! What should I do?"
Mmm hmm.
So I asked, "Why would I know what to do?"
She goes, "Well... cuz... you know... you're old, and you've learned stuff."
Mmm hmm.
So I said, "Use a Q-tip and put some Vaseline up there."
I may be old, but at least I know not enough to cut my nails before I pick my nose, for Pete's sake!
Comments
IEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at August 8, 2005 11:25 AM