September 05, 2005
400th Commenter, Give or Take
Okay, I have a conundrum here, people. Yes, besides not knowing how to spell.
See, my 400th comment was posted, but it was posted by Queen of Ass, who already posted my 300th comment and, thus, has already posed a query por moi.
So. Here are my options:
1. Adhere strictly to the rules and let Queen of Ass ask ANOTHER question. (Bear in mind where this led us last time.)
2. Let the 399th commenter ask a question. It's Uncle Twitchy, long-time, uh, friend and possible future host, should I run out of places to spend my exiles weekends.
3. Let the 401st commenter ask a question. It's Fresh Pepper, and he's FRESH! And he can make blueberry buckle, for God's sake!
4. Just let it all slide until the 500th comment.
5. Quit bothering y'all with this piddly shit when thousands of people are homeless and starving and what the hell is the matter with me, anyway?! (Insert obligatory plea to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina here, so I don't appear to be a callous bastard.)
Comments
Both! Let Twitchy *and* Pepper ask you questions!
*muahahahahah*
Posted by: Celtic Elff at September 5, 2005 06:43 PM
Um. How 'bout let us ALL ask you shit? We could ya know....we're all pretty full o'shit. Well, I am anyway.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at September 5, 2005 08:23 PM
This is a TOUGHIE, hottie Wench. Particulary since you know how much I enjoyed the Queen's last question.
I just kind of like Uncle TWITCHY's name and now I feel like a twit cause I don't know what the hell Blueberry Buckle is, but find myself Google curious.
I vote against No 4. and......this ain't piddly, it distracts people from the horror that happened in 'Nawlins.
Queen of Ass, definetly.
Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at September 6, 2005 06:54 AM
Stick to the rules, shaky as they are. If you go around changing them willy-nilly you will soon have anarchy on you hands, and then you're declaring a state of emergency and calling in the national guard to shoot the looters. And that can only lead to paperwork.
Posted by: Marty at September 6, 2005 08:51 AM