September 28, 2005
Earning Myself More Weird Looks
So my Hott Boss comes up to my desk.
Hott Boss: Hey, do you have like... you know... some, um...
Me: Tampons? Condoms? What?
HB: No! Some, like... breath refreshment?
Me: You mean, like a stick of gum?
HB: Yeah! That'd be great! I have a meeting with [the president of the company].
Me: Aaaaaaaaand... you're going to make-out with him?
HB: No! Gross!
(pause)
HB: Hey, how come, when two chicks make-out, it's something everyone wants to see. But when two guys do it, it's gross?
Me: Because women were designed to be beautiful to look at, so when there's two, it's just twice as beautiful. Whereas men were designed to be utilitarian and practical, so more of them is just... blah.
HB: Leave it to you to have an answer like that.
Me: Hey! You asked!
HB: I know.
Me: And I'm totally right.
HB: You are.
Me: Actually, it depends on which two guys it is...
Comments
And then you two made out? That's hot.
Posted by: Fresh? at September 28, 2005 08:00 PM
I agree. If it's two totally hott ones? Bring it on! Only with a girl in the sandwich, because otherwise? Blah.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at September 29, 2005 10:03 AM
I have to agree, women are inherently "prettier" than guys. Just the way it goes. With peacocks, it's reversed. Here's a tee shirt for your Hot Boss:
Posted by: Stuart Moulder at September 29, 2005 07:18 PM