September 27, 2005
Cuz I Haven't Gushed About Heather In a While
This is how much I love Heather. I just got back from IKEA, where I finally laid my hands on a couple of the coveted Billy bookcases in the *new*beech*veneer*, upon which I will -- at long last -- be able to display the many, many Barbies that have been waiting patiently in storage, lo, all these many, many months.
And instead of staying home tonight and playing with, er... displaying my Barbies, I'm hanging out with Heather to scarf Chinese food and watch t.v. Cuz she means even more to me than Barbies!
Where does this burning devotion come from, you ask? Well, she proofreads my blog for ritarded speling errers every time I post, cuz she's creative AND smart AND hott, whereas I'm just creative and hott. AND? She introduced me to the Personal Humidifier!
When not at work, I don't even remember that I have contacts in, or that I ever wore glasses, or what the hell the hired me to do there anyway. But locked in that aquarium of recycled air all day, my contacts turn into beef jerky for lack of moisture. I think the air in our office was actually exhaled by dinosaurs and hermetically sealed in glass and wear-resistant indoor/outdoor carpeting. My contacts often just fall out of my eyes, and then I have to breathe on them and quick reinsert them, hoping they'll stick, like a little suction cup to the kitchen window when you're hanging a sun-catcher you got from your great aunt.
BUT NOW! Now I live in moistened bliss, my cube a tropical habitat. Barbie's Juicy Couture outfit is wilting, but I don't care! Think of the money I'll save on Renu drops!
I'm buying Heather an extra eggroll. She deserves it.
Comments
and here, I was worried you'd forsaken me for....er....your hairdresser or something...
so very glad to hear the personal humidifier is working for you!
and so lovely to hear that I'm creative AND smart AND hott - I was worried that, simply by virtue of having a humidifier on my desk at work, I'd lose hottness points or something...
(breathlessly awaiting the extra egg roll....)
(gentlemanfriend, please look away as I give Wenchie a slightly-longer-than-is-appropriate hug, hmm?)
Posted by: heather at September 27, 2005 04:48 PM
Awwww, Heather! Eat some egg rolls for me!!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at September 28, 2005 08:57 AM
I bopped on over from QOA's and just wanted to say that I love Heather too, for suggesting, and you for posting, the link to the personal humidifier. I live in the friggin' desert (yes, sunrise matches your new hair..lol) and have suffered with crunchy and/or stuck contacts for years. I've ordered me one! Thanks, girls!
Posted by: Grandma J at September 28, 2005 11:02 AM
Look away, like hell! He should be taking pictures!
Posted by: Marty at September 28, 2005 12:04 PM
I was going to say, "That's fine as long as I got to take pictures", but it looks like Marty beat me to it.
(snap)(flash)(snap)(flash)
That's it, work it girls, love the camera, you know it loves you
(snap)(flash)(snap)(flash)
Posted by: Mord at September 29, 2005 08:36 AM