September 29, 2005
I Just Can't Even Think of a Title for This One
You know those people -- and by people, I mean women, cuz that's generally the only gender I share a public bathroom with -- who are convinced that they will die of ebola if they touch any surface in a public bathroom?
You know the ones I mean. They flush before they sit down. They put down paper on the toilet seat or, better yet, the floor. Oh, I've seen it!
They flush with their foot, no matter how high the handle is off the ground. They bring their own soap/hand sanitizer. And then they open the bathroom door with a paper towel and throw it away at someone else's desk. Seen that, too!
Isn't it ironic that these are the women who have no qualms about hovering over the toilet seat -- lest they touch it with the backs of their legs -- and SPRAYING THEIR URINE ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE LIKE THEY WERE RAISED BY FERAL CATS?!
Isn't that odd? You'd think that these squeaky-clean germ-o-phobes would be more conscientious about making other people clean up their pee. Huh. Weird.
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You'd think that these squeaky-clean germ-o-phobes would be more conscientious about making other people clean up their pee.
Actually, no, this is exactly the behavior I expect from them. I don't like it, but I expect it.
Just as I expect the person who runs red lights in his SUV while talking on his frikin' cell phone to be the same person who later, as a pedestrian, steps off the curb without looking (because he's too engrossed in his cell phone conversation).
Just as I expect the guy who cuts me off in traffic to be the same guy who later shoots someone else for cutting him off in traffic.
*sigh*
Posted by: Max at September 29, 2005 06:06 PM
I've posted about this very thing. It's disgusting. You'd think these germ-a-phobes were raised in a damn barn.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at September 30, 2005 09:16 AM
When I used to work at the book bindery, there was a woman that worked there that used to actually stand on the seat and squat to do her business. She worked second shift (where there were like four women total working there) and the third shift janitor brought me into the ladies room to show me the foot prints she would leave on the seat.
What can I say...it was kinda slow working third shift there.
Posted by: Marty at September 30, 2005 09:29 AM
Interesting post. Didja ever notice that germaphobes are those people who actually get sick CONSTANTLY? Are they really doing themselves a service by keeping those germs out of their lives?
Posted by: Andrea at September 30, 2005 11:24 AM