October 28, 2005
I'm Loved
So, got a few birthday cards at work today. Let me give you a sampling:
Cover: Olde Tyme priest says, "Clean living, pure thoughts, good morals all make for a long life."
Inside: You're a goner.
Cover: Church Lady smiling indulgently.
Inside: "Remember, dear, it's better to be a year older than a month late."
Cover: PRIDE. GREED. LUST. SLOTH. ANGER. ENVY. GLUTTONY.
Inside: If you don't commit at least five of these today, you're just not trying.
I sense a trend.
Comments
Happy Birthday O' Wench of my heart!
Sorry toots! You gotta wait for your b-day pressie in PERSON!
Love ya babe, another year, another bottle..
oh wait, that's another saying. nevermind!
Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at October 28, 2005 02:08 PM
Happy birthday, Hot-Pants!
(You're...uh...older than me now, right?)
Posted by: Queen of Ass at October 29, 2005 02:11 AM
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Max Hufnagel at October 30, 2005 07:35 PM