October 05, 2005
Because I'm Ten
A forty-year-old virgin came up to me the other day and said, "You know how I know you're gay? Cuz you collect Barbies, you eat dinner with the same people every Thursday night, and you sing in a chorale."
And I just couldn't argue with him.
But in my defense, Husband, and K, Garrance and Adam from Mission Supper all sing in the chorale, too. Actually, that's not much of a defense. I need a better lawyer.
So we were at rehearsal Monday night, and our regular director wasn't there, so our pianist was leading the rehearsal. She's totally cool and adorable and fun and BRILLIANT on the piano.
We were just about to leave, and Jane goes, "Oh, let's sing thru this whole thing one more time, just for the hoo-ha!"
My, but that's an odd use for that word.
Needless to say, I collapsed in a fit of hysterical giggles. The kind where your face contorts into ugliness and you're actually closer to crying than laughing. How embarrassing.
And then I made the mistake of looking at Husband and Adam, and they, too, were laughing and red-faced and looking around shamefully. So how was I not supposed to laugh, I ask you?!
K goes, "Oh, would you get a grip?"
No. No, I cannot. Because I'm ten.
After rehearsal, Garrance told me about how the old choir director at church used to say, "Okay, we'll just sing a little snatch of this song."
What is it with choir directors and their unintentional vaginal euphemisms?
Comments
Vagina.
Snatch? Haha. for the hoo-ha?
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhaha. Who needs rum with people like this around?
Yes, needing and wanting are two very different things.
Still not remembering my damn info. I SO give up. *Sob*
Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at October 5, 2005 03:38 PM
Unintentional Vaginal Euphamisms. Sounds like a great band name.
Posted by: Marty at October 5, 2005 05:09 PM
A "Hoo-ha!"? Lordy ... I'm sitting in my cube in a fit of hysterical giggles! Maybe her hoo-ha doesn't get enough attention at home so she has to bring it out at rehearsal?
Hooo---wwwwe! hehehehehoooo! ha!
Posted by: SnippyBitch at October 5, 2005 05:11 PM
Know what else makes you gay? When you make out with chicks.
Posted by: Fresh? at October 5, 2005 06:31 PM
Does God know they're saying this stuff?
Posted by: Queen of Ass at October 5, 2005 07:16 PM