October 19, 2005
MFK Ultimate Challenge
So. Marty was my 500th commenter, and he went against "the norm" and responded via email. You'll understand why, when you see the length of his... query (perverts!).
He posed a game of MFK, an old I.M. stand-by for boring workdays. MFK, for those of you unfamiliar, stands for Marry Fuck Kill. The way you play is to pick three similar people -- real or pretend -- i.e. co-workers, hobbits, dead celebrities. The other person has to pick which to marry, which to fuck and which to kill. Theoretically, the answers should tell you something about the person's character, so it's best to elaborate on your motivations.
On to Marty's email:
Wow. The power that I wield right now. Enough to make one giddy, it is!A bit of research is in order, so that I don't go over any covered ground here. QofA was your 400th commenter, and she asked about maritime questions (and marital aides). She was also your 300th commenter, and she asked about sex and what gets you going (surprise, surprise...but I just enjoyed re-reading that one Slowly.) Number 200 was InnocentBystander, who asked an innocent question, and you managed to work a vibrator into your answer (and no, that wasn't a euphemism.) And Heather's Timid Co-Worker, as number 100, asked you about the Spice Girls. So. Lots of open territory to explore. And not a serious question among the lot of them.
By the way, I have, for future reference, created a separate category containing exactly the posts listed above, and for all future officially-sanctioned questions and answers. Commenters' Q&A. Let us continue...
So in keeping with the theme of nothing even approaching a serious question, let's just play an old favorite of ours, MFK - Marry, Fuck or Kill?MFK - Famous Males You Have Lusted After
* Christian Bale
* Joaquin Phoenix
* Bruce Campbell (had to throw him in there.)MFK - Internet (and Real Life) Friends - Female
* Heather
* Queen of Ass
* Scarlett CynMFK - Internet (and Real Life) Friends - Male
* Uncle Twitchy
* John Kovalic
* Me (well, I almost had to, didn't I?)Have fun! I anxiously await my fate!
Well, he certainly took some license with the word "question," didn't he? Seems like this is MANY questions! Meh, it's not like I have much else to blog about lately, so I'll let it slide.
Tomorrow -- my answers... and motivations!
Oh, yeah, like y'all don't know my motivations. Presents, chocolate, naps... yup! That about sums it up! Well, if my answers are predictable, I'll at least try to make them funny.
Comments
I thought you were bribed (and motivated) by Xena, Bruce Campbell, and Pottery Barn???
Posted by: Queen of Ass at October 19, 2005 04:53 PM