October 17, 2005
Shop Early, Shop Often!
I turn 36 in two weeks, and to ease the blow, I am going to need the following gifts, preferrably wrapped in whimsical, hand-decorated paper, and tied with yards of pink satin and tulle:
1. Seasons IV, V and VI of "Xena: Warrior Princess" on DVD.
2. A date with Bruce Campbell. And by date, I mean hot, ravenous monkey sex. (I can't wait to see him in pink satin!) If Bruce is otherwise engaged on the 30th, I'll settle for his new book, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way.
3. Miniature Chairs from Pottery Barn. The shipping is FREE, so at $69, they're practically giving them away!
4. One word: HOODIES.
5. I have recently begun flirting with this hot little number from Tiffany & Co. Mmmm, tall, shiney and handsome. I know he's out of my league, but I just won't rest until I possess him completely!
6. World peace and an end to all disease. (If not immediately available, I'll take a gift card.)
7. A new job as copy writer for the crap people put up for auction on eBay. Now there's a job I could have fun with! As you will see next week... (Ooooooh, foreshadowing!)
8. A first class plane ticket to go visit Scarlett Cyn in her homeland of, ohhhhh, let's say... Arabia.
9. A book entitled Ideas to Blog About for the Days That You're Totally Worthless. Or a book deal to write such a book.
10. Hallmark eCards from my readers to validate me.
Comments
Count me in for Bruce Campbell thing! Shall I have him delivered to your address?
Posted by: Queen of Ass at October 17, 2005 02:18 PM
Gifts, you're getting. Whimsical hand decorated paper? Please.
Posted by: Marty at October 17, 2005 03:31 PM
Not Homeland. Just adopted homeland? sorta? Foster homeland. Yeah.
Would it be cheaper for you to visit me when I'm in the US next month? Happy Birthday! I'll be yer present!*wink*
Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at October 18, 2005 07:27 AM
Oooh, Wenchie wants a visit to ME for her birthday? Awwwwwwwww. I'm all honored and stuff!
So, does that mean I should be wrapped up?
Hm, I guess it's a damn good thing I look good in pink, innit?
Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at October 18, 2005 10:06 AM