November 28, 2005
I Put the $ in Chri$tma$
Here's Husband and I, Christmas shopping for The Girl Child:
H: Ooooh, here's a kit where she can uncover bones and pretend she's an archeologist!
PW: Omigod, they have the CUTEST Hello Kitty! shirts!
H: What about this keyboard? It teaches them to read music!
PW: I wonder what size shoes she wears now...
H: Hey, she can design build her own rollercoaster!
PW: Look -- sparkley!
Husband is all about the teaching and crafting and nurturing, and I'm just all about the bling.
I think it's clear who is the better influence here.
...
I meant me, idiots.
Comments
DUH! I KNEW it was you! HELLO!?! You're the one who mentioned "sparkley!"
Posted by: Queen of Ass at November 28, 2005 03:44 PM
Girl Child will be the best-dressed nerd in school! A mother's dream!!!
Posted by: Billi at November 29, 2005 11:29 AM